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oh jakey, why you so cute? <3
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When someone grabs a creepy bug.
They look at you like
And you’re like
So you start running and screaming like hell
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“Desmond done carved his name into da side of dis tree. Now peoples gonna think some Indian hieroglyphic shit went down.”
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Twilight, by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.
See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.
Ed won’t kill boys. He won’t kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.
This is James. He’s a tracker.
He’s a sort of vamp attacker.
James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.
But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bella’s cut.
She won’t be a vampire.
But…
She becomes one. Read some more.
She’s a vampire in book 4.
